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COMPUTER Joke:

This insurance company's contract with a government agency has just expired, and a senior engineer fields the call from an agency bureaucrat reminding him that he needs to destroy the agency-provided software.

"I agreed that we would delete the software from the mainframe computer," says the engineer.

The reply? That's not good enough -- the software must be destroyed.

"How do you destroy software?"

But the agency guy can't give specifics. "He just kept insisting that deleting the software was not enough -- we must destroy the software!" says the engineer.

"I finally suggested that we copy the software onto a tape cartridge, have a steamroller roll over it and send the flattened tape cartridge to the agency.

"The steamroller was on site because my company was repaving the parking lot. I suggested the idea because of my frustration with the construction in the parking lot -- and my frustration with the government employee who did not seem to have a clue about the nature of software.

"We put the flattened cartridge, at least all the pieces worth picking up, and the crushed tape into a padded envelop and mailed it to the government agency, to his attention.

"I received a sincere thank you from the agency."

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